So in my 15+ years of mothering, some pretty funny things have come out of my mouth. Every once in a while it will strike me-- 'Gee, I never thought that I'd hear myself say that!' So, in an attempt to document all of those precious pearls that I offer to my kids, I am starting a segment on my blog. If you have a good one, I'd love to hear and feature it.
Today's Dose:
"You know, pirates don't pee-pee in their pull-ups."
Today's Dose:
"You know, pirates don't pee-pee in their pull-ups."
11 comments:
That's a good one. Love the idea of doing this--I'll have to come back if I think of a good one.
Good one! I love it.
Ha ha! Sorry to hear you're under the weather. Hope you get feeling better soon.
OOOhhh does your boy like pirates? Mine does too. That is a very good thing to say to get on their level. A great (and absurdly funny) mothering pearl.
I told my boys I was going to SELL them to the pirates!
Then one time my second boy wouldn't stop touching something so I said I was going to cut his finger off! He just laughed WOW I say mean things!
Okay...I don't have kids; I have a hamster. However, I do say things and clasp my hand over my mouth with a hushed, "That was SO my mother talking." Does that count?! :o)
You win! That's better than anything I've ever come up with! :D
When my 12 year old is enjoying annoying me (on purpose?) I threaten to EAT HIM! >:)
Rock on Aurora! I love it. :)
Hee hee..very funny! I come up with some sisterly pearls of wisdom for my little 4 year old brother..will think of some and let you know!
And that is so true. They don't.
I love the idea, thanks for sharing.
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