Things I Never Thought I'd Hear Myself Say - Volume 2

And now for today's installment of
Things I Never Thought I'd Hear Myself Say...

"Don't lick your feet."

Things I Never Thought I'd Hear Myself Say

So in my 15+ years of mothering, some pretty funny things have come out of my mouth. Every once in a while it will strike me-- 'Gee, I never thought that I'd hear myself say that!' So, in an attempt to document all of those precious pearls that I offer to my kids, I am starting a segment on my blog. If you have a good one, I'd love to hear and feature it.

Today's Dose:

"You know, pirates don't pee-pee in their pull-ups."